Thursday, March 26, 2009

Oh the weather outside is frightful

This was the view from my dashboard today, driving home from work--a feat which normally takes approximately eight minutes, and today it took an HOUR. Once I passed the stoplight in this picture--trust me, it's there, even though you can't see it and it's a mere thirty feet away--traffic halted and I kept on creeping at ten miles per hour. Dads were making their sons get out and push their trucks up hills, cars were driving against the flow of traffic in order to...well I'm still not clear on their intentions. Either way, chaos reigned in the 303 today.

As most of you...okay one of you probably know(s) already, the famous Jett Jackson himself, Lee Thompson Young, has joined the cast of "Scrubs"! Even if your stay on one of the best TV shows ever made is only for one episode, it was totally worth it to see how well you've aged. Oh how we've missed you, LTY*...it's been so long since you co-starred in Johnny Tsunami!

*What is with the epic hotness level of thrice-initial'd men? LTY, RDJ, JTT... Am I leaving anyone out?

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Isn't it about...time?

This 100% factual video warms my heart more than Remember the Titans, the hit country song "Live Like You Were Dying", and Justin Timberlake combined, especially with the Aerosmith soundtrack which fills my head with images of asteroids and Bruce Willis. I've shown it to many of you, and now people who accidentally stumble onto this blog will see it and perhaps stay on here longer than the usual 0:01 seconds, allowing their lives to change forever.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Haiku in the Workplace

I am human too

Maybe this name tag makes me
More like a mutant.



{but a cool one}


Employee discount
I've resisted long enough
I will buy some boots.


Why extend my shift?!
These fluorescent lights suck out
All my will to live.


Fifteen minutes left
Seconds pass with speed of sloth
I'll prob'ly die here.


Lying through my teeth
Telling women they have taste
Your shoes are ugly.