Thursday, March 12, 2009

Haiku in the Workplace

I am human too

Maybe this name tag makes me
More like a mutant.

{but a cool one}

Employee discount
I've resisted long enough
I will buy some boots.

Why extend my shift?!
These fluorescent lights suck out
All my will to live.

Fifteen minutes left
Seconds pass with speed of sloth
I'll prob'ly die here.

Lying through my teeth
Telling women they have taste
Your shoes are ugly.


  1. No words.
    Not even a haiku, a sonnet, nay a hymn, can express my joy at hearing this.
    WHERE did you find it? It just conjured up so many happy days with me and all my friends (aka Bella and Mortimer Goth).

    Aaand I loved "prob'ly"

  2. Jordyn,

    Up to this point in my life, I have never found a blog that I like, but everything has changed.

    Congratulations, you have created the world's first interesting blog.

    50 points to Gryffindor!


  3. the sims! that made my day... no make that my week. and i wish i had your poetic genius.

  4. My love for you extends all the haikus in the world! i miss you more than Cho misses dead Cedric.


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