As we bid Kirsten® a fond farewell, we do so knowing her departure will make it possible to introduce new characters and time periods for our customers to enjoy. In the meantime, don’t miss the opportunity to purchase items from Kirsten’s collection before it’s too late.
[little Jordyn on the first day of Kindergarten]
I just don't understand why they even have to knock any of the dolls off the market. Do they not have room? Maybe they should stop adding all those newfangled American Girl of Today dolls...those sluts. They're not even educational. Back in my day, kids LEARNED from their toys! (Picture me yelling this from a rocking chair on a porch while shaking my cane)
And why Kirsten?! Yeah I KNOW Samantha was always the prettiest and richest, and then Josefina was all popular because she was NEW and HISPANIC and BEAUTIFUL (she came out in 1997, by the way...how old do you feel?) but Kirsten is a classic! She's been around since 1986! I wasn't even a fetus yet!
I am seriously very upset about this. Here are just some of the things my hypothetical daughters are missing out on:
Seriously. Can Gen X do that if I print out this picture for them?