Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Slug Club

I just really like seeing my face atop wrong bodies (ahem, "Arthur" DVD...). ESPECIALLY magical ones

Long time no see

Remember him? I miss him
PS this is a PRIME example of TBHC.
[Trendy British HairCut]

Friday, December 11, 2009

Reading Day Schmeading Day

It is 9:46, and I'm dressed in business casual in the library. Were it up to me, I wouldn't even be awake right now. I hate finals, and they don't even technically start till next week. I feel like Merope again.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

I've been thinking...about Harry Potter

Many BYU students, including myself, have a strong desire to transfer to Hogwarts for a semester, if not permanently, and prospective transfer students will need to how their current studies and credit hours will correspond at Hogwarts. Thus this list was made.


Elementary Education = Care of Magical Creatures

Marriage, Family, Human Development (MFHD) = Muggle Studies. What matters most here is "your enthusiasm, patience, and a good sense of fun!"

English = Divination. We are filled with a sense of superiority because we have analyzed classic literature and know things that, to the untrained mind, seem useless, but actually contain the meaning of life. So to speak. Much like Divination: "Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown had taken to haunting Trelawney's tower room at lunch times, and always returned with annoyingly superior looks on their faces, as though they knew things the others didn't."

Accounting = Arithmancy: it is boring and hard, but somebody has to do it.

History of Magic is practically a college course already, except that the professors don't enter through the fireplaces. And they're not ghosts.

Religion = Defense Against the Dark Arts, obviously

Foreign Languages = Ancient Runes...because you're deciphering...

Public Relations/Communications = Charms: they have to charm people by being friendly and...okay so I'm not really sure what this major entails exactly. But you have to be charming, right?

Chemistry (any science for that matter) = Potions. Yep.

Marketing/Advertising = Transfiguration: both of these are way more work than they may seem to innocent bystanders...and you're changing a product to the public eye...okay this one is a major stretch but whatever.

Grounds Crew = Herbology

I'm crazy but whatever.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

[continuation of previous post]

Amazing Things I've Done Thus Far in My Snuggie:
  • paint my nails--while watching TV
  • read Harry Potter
  • put makeup on
  • just chillax
  • make dinner

All while staying very warm. And staticky.

Me Time

Just chillin in my Snuggie, reading Sorcerer's Stone, feeling spectacular

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

"You can't let it go, not even on your birthday"

Today is my 21st birthday! I'm an adult now, seriously. Don't be fooled by
  • the fact that I've bought Calvin and Hobbes, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3, and the Harry Potter paperback boxed set on Ebay in the last month
  • the "I must not tell lies" Sharpie tattoo I've given myself two days in a row now...well how else is the message supposed to sink in?
  • the Iron Man notebook I use for doodling during class
  • my love for French fries
  • my listening to "Party in the USA" on repeat in the shower this morning
  • the rocks that I got
  • the fact that what I want most for Christmas is a Crayloa Color Explosion Glow Board

Nope, I am a bona fide adult, despite all of these things. I've even changed my age in my little blurb on your right, making the whole thing official.

Also happy birthday to my fellow December 2nd baby and old friend, Britney Spears. You've had a great year, and you're looking awesome lately.

And what movie is this title from?? Y'all know this one