Tuesday, February 23, 2010

GOALS

  1. No food after 9 P.M.
  2. 4 16.9 bottles of water a day
  3. Breakfast every morning
  4. To bed by 1 A.M. on school nights
  5. Awake (and out of bed) by 7:30 A.M. every weekday
  6. Some sort of workout 5 days a week

This will help me

  • get better grades
  • pee more (already in effect)
  • become unrecognizably hot by summertime
  • undoubtedly be in a generally better mood

2 comments:

  1. i'm just relieved that "never eat a hot 'n ready again" was not on this list.

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  2. Yay goals! Everyone knows that peeing more makes one incredibly hot. "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"

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Give it to me straight.