My mom rocks.
Happy birthday Mom! I love you so much.
So much that I wrote you some limericks.
There once was a cool mom named Suzy
As far as moms come, she's a doozy*
Though her daughter's a crazy
Demented and lazy
Mom has yet to pull out that Uzi.
[with which to blow me away.]
I'm sure I have the coolest Mom
I'm serious--she is the bomb
I give her such grief
No chance for relief
And yet so far she's remained calm.
My mom really likes Jon Bon Jovi
But not a lot rhymes with "Bon Jovi"
In one of his songs
A prayer he lives on
And he calls his rock band Bon Jovi.
*in this case, this word is a great compliment