The only thing I have to look forward to besides Simon's spot-on analyses and Ryan's sharp suits is Tim Urban. And his cheekbones. And biceps. (Hopefully they'll add a swimsuit portion to the contest this season...and forget to tell Big Mike.)
And you know what, haters, back off, because last night he sang "Hallelujah" and actually did a really good job!
UPDATE 11:57 pm:
This season really is going to SUCK. Four of the best people--not all my favorites, but admittedly good ones out of this year's suckfest--got booted tonight. Little Alex and Katelyn?!