INDIANA JONESOkay, Indy has a lot of advantages. He is really smart, he has a good job (I'm assuming he's got tenure), he wears glasses (not exactly the Little Glasses that I prefer, as you can see below), he is very resourceful, and he is an archaeologist (which, in fifth grade, was what I wanted to be when I grew up--PS define "grew up." It doesn't mean 21, right? If it does I am a failure with a capital F). Also he is very, very hot, being all tan and sandy and sweaty all the time.
What Han lacks in tact and intellect, he makes up for in flight skills, snark, and pure ballsiness. He has luscious locks and while he may not be interested in the prestigious position of Jedi Knight, his heart of gold motivates him to save the day and help Luke destroy the Death Star in the nick of time. Plus he's a fighter AND a lover...of animals! He loves Chewbacca almost as much as I love Pudge.
I've come to the conclusion that it all depends on which movie one is watching.