Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Miley always gets involved in my hair decisions

My hair is getting out of control. It is getting so long, which I realize was my ultimate goal, but I forgot how quickly I get bored. So I'm going to cut it.

But look how great Miley's wig looks! So wavy...so edgy...
"Y'all, I'll be darned if I cain't just be a reg'ler gurl and git back tuh my Tennessee roots"
Homegirl is a stupid slut, but she's got great hair. Or at least great wigs and extensions.


And remember how excited I was about Hair Test? How determined I was to persevere in my seemingly impossible quest for long hair??
Today one of my beloved co-workers said, "Yeah but when your hair gets that long you can't even do anything with it." I said, "Except look like a beautiful mermaid." I'm 99% sure they think I'm mentally disabled.

But seriously look at this mess. One word comes to mind--scraggly. Also, do you like my work bathroom? It's very small.

So yeah...I'm going to have to learn how to braid hair just so I can fully enjoy long hair for another week.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Sweet Relief

EVENTS THAT RESULT IN ME HEAVING A MASSIVE SIGH OF RELIEF (or at least ones that have been on my mind today)
  1. Smelling stinky feet, paranoid that the fumes are coming from my own feet, but physically sniffing my own feet and discovering that the smell is coming from neighboring feet.
  2. Finding my wallet after destroying my entire bedroom/living room/purse/backpack/scooter trunk in a rabid search for the wallet, which obviously contains no money--just old movie ticket stubs, my Tube pass from London, and my drivers license. Oh and my Seven Peaks season pass that says my name is "Jordan Kennedy."
  3. Discovering that a paper is due in two more days instead of in one more day.
  4. Realizing that my apartment isn't haunted (one time this past Winter semester, for approximately 30 seconds at 2-ish in the morning, I really thought the apartment was haunted and that the devil himself was there to collect me to burn in Hell forever. Luckily it was just Tabby coming back from the bathroom. The whole story is actually a really good one, and maybe I will tell it here someday.)
  5. Waking up in a freak-out, thinking it's 10 A.M. and I've missed work/test/class*, when I see that I actually have plenty of time to get ready.
  6. Thinking that you just saw someone crazy from high school and are now doomed to have a super awkward conversation, but then realizing that it wasn't him. Or her.

*Ha! Whenever I legitimately sleep in and miss class (provided that it's just a regular class day, not a test or something), I feel FABULOUS. I don't feel guilty at all. It's like my body told me to take a Non-Contact Day, like we used to have in elementary through high school.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Everyone's thinking it; I'm just saying it

There are many things I should feel guilty about. Being attracted to cartoon characters is not one of those things.

HOT CARTOON CHARACTERS

Prince Phillip
Phillip is awesome. He sings like an angel--and I mean like the angel cast as Marius in Heaven's production of Les Mis. He is very well coiffed. He loves his horse. He makes Maleficent his B-word. HOT













Phoebus
Bad name, bad hair...you'd think that he would be a total fug, but you would be WRONG because Phoebus is a total stud. He saves that family from burnination, he possesses the dulcet tones of Kevin Kline, he also loves his horse, and he snags himself the sluttiest of all the Disney women. HOT

Prince Eric
Who doesn't love a possibly-European man with an American accent and hair darker than Tom Riddle's divided soul and eyes bluer than the Heart of the Ocean diamond...? Plus look at those dimples. And those teeth that are actually one solid tooth. HOT

Tom from "Daria"
Oh Tom...he's snarky, rich, in denial about aforementioned wealth, dresses to the nines in a navy blue sweater and khaki cargo pants, has a strong jaw, rocks a TBHC, and for some reason chooses to date Daria. Daria is obviously the bomb, but she'd be the buzzkilliest girlfriend of all time. Oh and Tom's got a hot voice. I hope I never see what his voice actor looks like because TV voices are always 100% disappointing. HOT

Moses from Prince of Egypt
Scoff all you want--Moses has it going on. That chariot race at the beginning of the movie is so cool and bad-a, and he looks cool in whatever he wears, be it golden chest necklace/sweet Egypt Royalty wig or robe. HOT


Robin Hood, the Disney version
Hey, we're all mammals, and the second they can stand upright and speak English, even the woodland creatures are fair game to crush on. Robin Hood is so cool--he loves kids, loves Maid Marian, gives her the prettiest engagement ring known to man/animal, loves his best friend, and he is lethal with a bow and arrow. HOT