Monday, August 2, 2010

Everyone's thinking it; I'm just saying it

There are many things I should feel guilty about. Being attracted to cartoon characters is not one of those things.

HOT CARTOON CHARACTERS

Prince Phillip
Phillip is awesome. He sings like an angel--and I mean like the angel cast as Marius in Heaven's production of Les Mis. He is very well coiffed. He loves his horse. He makes Maleficent his B-word. HOT













Phoebus
Bad name, bad hair...you'd think that he would be a total fug, but you would be WRONG because Phoebus is a total stud. He saves that family from burnination, he possesses the dulcet tones of Kevin Kline, he also loves his horse, and he snags himself the sluttiest of all the Disney women. HOT

Prince Eric
Who doesn't love a possibly-European man with an American accent and hair darker than Tom Riddle's divided soul and eyes bluer than the Heart of the Ocean diamond...? Plus look at those dimples. And those teeth that are actually one solid tooth. HOT

Tom from "Daria"
Oh Tom...he's snarky, rich, in denial about aforementioned wealth, dresses to the nines in a navy blue sweater and khaki cargo pants, has a strong jaw, rocks a TBHC, and for some reason chooses to date Daria. Daria is obviously the bomb, but she'd be the buzzkilliest girlfriend of all time. Oh and Tom's got a hot voice. I hope I never see what his voice actor looks like because TV voices are always 100% disappointing. HOT

Moses from Prince of Egypt
Scoff all you want--Moses has it going on. That chariot race at the beginning of the movie is so cool and bad-a, and he looks cool in whatever he wears, be it golden chest necklace/sweet Egypt Royalty wig or robe. HOT


Robin Hood, the Disney version
Hey, we're all mammals, and the second they can stand upright and speak English, even the woodland creatures are fair game to crush on. Robin Hood is so cool--he loves kids, loves Maid Marian, gives her the prettiest engagement ring known to man/animal, loves his best friend, and he is lethal with a bow and arrow. HOT

5 comments:

  1. Prince Eric - totally one of the hottest Disney characters of all time.

    Is having a crush on Mufasa too far?

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  2. oh, robin.
    i thought i was the only one with a crush on a cartoon fox.

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  3. jordycakes. tell me how you feel about Demetri, from Anastasia. I have an on going crush on him... and paris so maybe that is part of it.

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  5. Disclaimer: I forgot it would show deleted. All I wanted to do was edit it, and now I look like such a d-bag.

    Demetri=hot. Very hot. He's kind of like a mischievous Phillip, actually, what with their similar colorings and hairdos, but Demetri is all exploiting and lying and whatnot.

    And Mufasa IS hot. My roommate raves about his sexy all the freaking time!

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