Wednesday, September 29, 2010

We make the Yule Ball look like dump

I'm jonesing another Harry Potter dress up party something fierce. Luckily Ms. Carly Curtis has a birthday coming up, and I know that she's always up for a cauldron full of hot, strong love. And HP costumes.

Here are some of the best shots of the absolute best thing we did all of Summer 2009:

Imprisoned Bellatrix...simply brilliant. "YOU FILTHY HALFBLOOD"

Merope and Kreacher...seriously how did we come up with this?! Don't answer. I already know it was divine intervention.

This guy brought a REAL STUFFED BADGER as part of his Hufflepuff Heir costume.

We even had awards, like this Salazar Slytherin fork, which Ludo Bagman won.

I mean seriously--look at Hedwig and Colin Creevey. How was this party not featured on the news (Muggle or Daily Prophet, either one)??

Dr. Granger, D.D.S., Kreacher, and a Weird Sister rounded off the evening.
Let's review, shall we?
  • Merope
  • Kreacher
  • Weird Sister
  • Hedwig
  • Colin Creevey
  • Ludo Bagman
  • Hermione's mom
  • Azkaban Bellatrix
  • Hufflepuff with included badger

Well folks, it'll be tough to top last year's costumes, but I know we can all dig even deeper and whip up some ideas that are somehow even more obscure.

My friends are AMAZING

Thursday, September 23, 2010

I hate me

I hate when I remember that something was due...yesterday.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

More words of wisdom while I can't think of anything else to say

"...but time takes time, you know..."
--master of words Ben Folds
(and thanks to good old Large Marge)
A pleasant, charming girl waiting for time and work and stuff to stop being so lame

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Out of the mouths of babes (since nineteen does seem rather young lately)

"You can't be even-tempered forever!"
--younger sister Erin, following an out-of-character loss of temper

Monday, September 13, 2010

I just want to make a difference

So they said I had to post a review of this amazing towel I bought online. And then they said they could put it on my blog. They weren't lying!

A WBSHOP.COM EXCLUSIVE! This super soft 100% cotton Harry Potter beach and bath towel measures approximately 54 inches long by 27 inches wide and features a large and colorful Hogwarts crest centered against a vivid background with the four individual house crests at each corner.

Totally bomb towel

By Jordyn from Provo, UT on 9/13/2010

4out of 5

Pros: Absorbent, Dries Quickly, Soft

Cons: Too Thin

Best Uses: Pool, Beach, Gifts

Describe Yourself: Budget Shopper

-I love it

-Everyone thinks I am awesome when I use it

In other news, I parted my hair on the wrong side and am feeling all discombobulated today.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

"You met him Sunday. It's barely Thursday morning."

Well here's the haircut. I made a huge deal about it like a doofus and then provided no follow-up.
Anyways, here's a list.

  • George Costanza and Susan: For reals though. They hate each other.

  • Romeo and Juliet: Don't you just hate them? That isn't love. "You took a roofie from a priest. Look at your life. Look at your choices." If you have any brains/sense of humor at all, click HERE

  • Mr. Collins and Charlotte Lucas: Misery. Pure, unadulterated misery forever.

  • Dan and Vanessa: Ughhhhh I would rather watch Jenny cry all twenty thousand pounds of mascara off of her cocaine raccoon eyes than ever listen to Dan and Vanessa speak to each other. Yes, I said it.

  • Lupin and Tonks: *SPOILER ALERT* Maybe they're not the worst Harry Potter couple, I'm looking at you, Harry and Ginny, but they clearly did not think this through. Shouldn't Lupin have told Tonks that he was afraid of having completely awesome hybrid werewolf-metamorphagus kids BEFORE they got married? Yeesh.

  • Prince Eric and Human Ursula: You shouldn't just go for the second hot girl you come across because there's a chance that she's a fatty octopus.

  • Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson: This one still hurts.