Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tengo miedo

MY WORST NIGHTMARES
  1. Being on the kiss cam at a sporting event
  2. Being randomly chosen as the "one lucky fan sitting in this seat" who gets a chance to win _____ by accomplishing some set of embarrassing and/or really hard tasks in front of the whole audience at a sporting event
  3. Scuba diving and being swarmed by fish
  4. Losing my ticket to the Bon Jovi concert in March
  5. Graduating college in December without any ideas for the future
  6. Driving over a cliff
  7. Losing my ipod
  8. Breaking my ipod
  9. Creepy dudes sneaking in through the window
  10. Having boring kids who hate reading and have zero imagination
  11. Having a bedwetting relapse

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