Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Recipe for Solving Any Problem

  1. Sixty minutes of hilarious and uplifting conversation with Baby B
  2. Five consecutive listens of "She's Always a Woman" by Billy Joel
  3. One viewing of Inglourious Basterds
  4. Two viewings of 500 Days of Summer
  5. One shiny new Ensign
  6. One can of Spaghettios
  7. One one-person dance party to "Shoop" by Salt-N-Pepa
  8. Nine days' worth of anticipation for a trip to L.A. to visit C-Cur and fulfill a lifelong goal of going to Disneyland together
Carefully combine ingredients and let them sit in your brain for at least eight hours while you sleep. If the problem persists, go buy a Hot and Ready from Little Caesars and watch 500 Days of Summer again.

1 comment:

  1. This is a brilliant recipe. And words can't express my emotion for exactly one week from today!!!


Give it to me straight.