Today during my ritual browsing of the "Everything" tab on Pinterest, I saw this picture pinned to a photography-themed board with the caption, "He looks so happy."
She is so right! He does look happy, doesn't he? What a touching scene of pure happiness in nature. Except that this is a robot elephant from Jungle Cruise at Disneyland. Not so artsy or cultured NOW, are we??!?!
Needless to say, I did not comment on the pin and break the news to the girl who posted it. I thought that would be a little too strident*, so I took the
*my mom's euphemism for bitchy
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! This entire thing just made.my.day.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though...every single word.
Hahaha! Bitch is too hilarious of a swear to be covered up by a euphemism, can I get an amen? Jordyn you are a better person in my eyes for not telling that poor girl. I wished alex the jew hadn't shattered my world by telling me that the titanic story was not in fact a true story like I had thought for 21 years.
ReplyDeleteBtw,i realized wished should be wish, I've only just learned english 22 years ago though.
ReplyDeletehahaha! I totally recognized this right away. Oh Disneyland, my home away from home. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd as always, I love reading your blog. So entertaining!