"Max, help me! I'm...feeling!"

CHRISTMAS BREAK! I love it. I love it the most. I've been home for five days, and I've taken only two showers. I have napped, I have Netflix'd, I have e-interacted with hot celebrities, I have read for pleasure, I have been surrounded constantly by family and best friends. It's the best.

And now my siblings and I are watching Christmas movies in our PJ's, wearing some new slippers, while there is quite literally a winter wonderland forming outside, and I'm asking that seasonal question: how does Taylor Momsen go from

this

to this?

If there is no point to a post, does it even deserve a title?

I should not be procrastinating this much. Seriously. I have the lightest finals load I have ever had, and yet here I am at 1 a.m., searching Google for childhood pictures of Adam Lambert.

I KNEW he was a redhead! I love being right. I love it more than sleep. Clearly.

Nobody likes you when you're 23*

Well, I am officially 23! And Britney is officially 30, flirty, and thriving. Love her.

It's already been a great birthday--I mean, "Sister Christian" was on the radio while I was driving! Did I freak out? Yes. Did they obviously play it just for me? Yes.

And now, without further ado, is the number one best Britney video of all time:



She is seriously at her prime in this video. SO PRETTY

*Oh dearest Blink 182, how I secretly still love thee

I couldn't wait any longer

The number two best Britney video is (and probably number one best song):

Best part might just be at 0:53. B has a great shimmy. I also like how fun this makes school uniforms look...but I have seen school uniforms for sale at Kohl's or wherever, and they do NOT look like this. They look like this:

Keeping you on the edge of your seat till Friday

Just finished a paper, BAM! But before I did that, I did this:

WHY THIS GUY FROM THE SHOW "REVENGE" IS POTENTIALLY MY DREAM MAN

A. "You don't meet [hair] like that every dynasty."*
B. He's smiling! Jack enjoys life. I enjoy people who enjoy life.
C. Cool outfit
D. Jack loves dogs
E. Having a boat never hurts

Anyways. My birthday is in three (technically two, now that it's midnight) days, and you know what that means: Britney's birthday is also in three/two days! In her honor, I will be counting down my three favorite Britney Spears videos until our actual birthday.

The number three best Britney video is:



*Cartoon Chinese emperors are just asking to be paraphrased